Step By Step Instructions for eating a HOT POCKET.?
I need a STEP BY STEP Instruction guide on how to eat a Hot Pocket. From buying the thing to eating it.
!. sitting in front of TV decides needs a snack
2. gets my purse and car keys, drives to mini market and looks in freezer section
3. decides on hotpocket or cheapo burritto
4 buys hot pocket
5, drives home
6. opens wrapping, dont read directions, plops into micrwave and zaps for 1 min.. tests to see if its still cold in areas, and reluctantly zaps for another minute only to find, over zapped it..
7. slaps it really quick as to not fry fingers on a plate, blows on it to cool it slightly..
8. runs to couch with plate of hot pocket, and hopes some decent show is still on.. grabs remote and blindly runs th rough all the channels.. glancing at hot pocket, thinking I can see if its hot by just looking at it.. loooooooooool
9. bites into hot pocket.. hot on edges.. still frozen in center.. .. thinks about zappign it again.. decides not worth it.. too lazy
10. eats half chared, half frozen hot pocket, cursing and swearing I will never do that again..
11. THE END
NOHA – Balkan Hot Step
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