I need help with some spa etiquette for a guy!?
My friends gave me a gift certificate to a spa for my birthday, and I’m supposed to go next weekend. I’ve never had a massage before, and I’m really nervous. I’m very touch sensitive, so I’m afraid of getting excited down there. What is one supposed to do if that happens? Will they “take care” of it?
If it is a reputable place they probably will not finish you off. You will catch the vibe when you walk in. If you are secretly hoping for the rub and tug then you need to put some money on the table before you lay down. Right next to your phone as to not have the transaction conversation and be subject to illegal activity. In my experience, 90% of men get aroused by massages. No shame. When it does happen, don’t moan or dry hump the table like a sixth grade booty dance. Just roll over like Zoolander.
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